No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i believe in u and ur pee
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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