At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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