so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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