thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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