you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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