You're completely useless in the revolution.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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