Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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