Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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