i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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