the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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