Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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