Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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