I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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