I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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