Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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