somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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