My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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