I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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