dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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