Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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