its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
