he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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