arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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