This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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