My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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