I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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