Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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