People in love make me want to vomit
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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