Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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