another moral hangover. fuck.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
