I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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