who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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