At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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