Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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