some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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