I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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