just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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