so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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