Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I pour the whiskey from now on
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