he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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