in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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