white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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