he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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