2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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