...so i touched it.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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