I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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