When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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