She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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