She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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