I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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