but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i think i have two assholes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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