Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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